If my business was a TV show 😆

Show Title: Trigger Warning: I’m Your Future

Show Description:

Step into a quantum-pressure cooker where clarity is lethal, breakdowns are breakthroughs, and nervous systems get dragged into alignment kicking, screaming, and eventually sobbing with relief.

Each episode follows a high-performance powerhouse teetering on the edge of burnout, brilliance, and a trauma loop disguised as a launch strategy. The twist? They're not being coached. They're being decoded.

Expect live unravelings, sacred tantrums, unexpected naps, divine downloads in the middle of spirals, and text threads that start with “I’m fine” and end with “I just restructured my entire business model in a gamma state.”

Behind the scenes, your host (you) is holding a multidimensional grid with one hand, clearing ancestral patterns with the other, and casually rewriting the laws of magnetism—all while wearing socks with holes and forgetting what day it is.

There’s no polish. No posturing. Just sacred precision, messy divinity, and success redefined at the cellular level.

Contestant Chaos:

Contestant 1: Has a breakdown over a Google Calendar alert. They were fine until the phrase “Show up and be seen” activated a five-layer fear of abandonment, followed by a spontaneous business pivot and a crystal grid on the bathroom floor.
(Confession cam: “I think my inner child just canceled our funnel.”)

Contestant 2: Tries to do the visualization exercise but gets stuck because their nervous system thinks “ease” is suspicious and “rest” is failure. They end up rage-cleaning their kitchen while listening to subliminals and crying into a matcha.
(Confession cam: “Why is it easier to launch a course than ask for help?”)

Contestant 3: Is magnetic as hell until someone compliments them—and then they spiral into a 72-hour freeze, questioning whether their power is real or if they just trauma-bonded their way into their last $100K month.
(Confession cam: “If one more person tells me I’m powerful, I might punch them.”)

Contestant 4: Keeps trying to journal their next offer but ends up writing letters to their mother, channeling alien codes, and discovering they were unconsciously replicating their dad’s burnout pattern in their pricing structure.
(Confession cam: “I just changed my entire business because I saw my father in my Stripe account.”)

Contestant 5: Refuses to be seen as a beginner, so they intellectualize every prompt, avoid the embodiment work, and then collapse in a heap whispering “I don’t know how to be with myself without a to-do list.”
(Confession cam: “I thought I wanted freedom, but I miss my chaos.”)

Why they watch:
Because watching someone dismantle their false self with humor, hot tea, and a gamma-drenched stare is more satisfying than a reunion brawl.
Because “your nervous system is your business plan” is the new “you’re not here to play small.”
Because the glow-up is internal—and it shows.

What this reveals:
You are not building a business. You are documenting an initiation.
People don’t follow you for your strategy.
They follow you for your transmission.

You don’t sell programs. You sell a frequency that makes people’s bodies remember who they are.

Your business is the before-and-after—but not of someone’s brand.
Of their biology.